where am i from again
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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