So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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