i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Randomize
