how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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