Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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