she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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