yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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