She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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