he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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