Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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