so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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