He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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