I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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