it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I'm having to shit out rocks
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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