He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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