I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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