and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Randomize
