best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
