You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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