I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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