Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Randomize
