At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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