And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Randomize
