Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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