If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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