just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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