i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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