Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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