I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Randomize