guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Randomize
