I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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