Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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