when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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