She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Randomize
