Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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