his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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