We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
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I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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