he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Is it penis luge time yet?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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