And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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