I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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