is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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