I'm really into asian looking animals
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Boobs speak an international language.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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