hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
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