wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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