You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
The best revenge is premature balding
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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