Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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