He is an equal opportunity slut.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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