There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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