question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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