I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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