I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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