Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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