found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
