He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Randomize
