this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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